El Xandrisme.

El Xandrisme, la corrent estètica i filosòfica que predica la creativitat malgirbada i honestament improvitzada, gaudeix avui de cert apogeu en entorns de caire lliberal. 

La corrent Xàndrica, encara que hi ha estudiosos que la defineixen com a marcadament mediterrània, no contempla fronteres ni creences politico-religioses, i és aclamada com a revulsiu en contra de la ment ego i el pensament únic.

Do mang Je, la casa del somni Taoista, a través de rajoletes de paret tant nostrades com aquella que canta "Aquí hi viu un de l'Espanyol" impulsà el moviment Xandri més enllà de tendències i modes.

Un nus on hi hauria d´haber un llaç, un torneig de ping-pong on els finalistes han de buscar les pilotes perdudes sota els cotxes aparcats mentre els jutjes prenen carajillus, o un empalme elèctric fet amb cel.lo poden mostrar el grau xàndric d´aquell qui ha realitzat l´obra.

Hi ha vertaders mestres dins aquesta escola, pero és precisament el punt no-teòric el que l'universalitza. Hi ha qui afirma que existeix el Xandrisme "Xic", pero en essència el mestre xàndric requereix de cert grau d´inconsciencia, deixadès o passotisme a l´hora de realitzar la seva obra. 

The development set

Excuse me, friends, I must catch my jet
I'm off to join the Development Set;
My bags are packed, and I've had all my shots,
I have traveller’s checks and pills for the trots.
The Development Set is bright and noble,
Our thoughts are deep and our vision global;
Although we move with the better classes,
Our thoughts are always with the masses.
In Sheraton Hotels in scattered nations
We damn multinational corporations;
Injustice seems easy to protest
In such seething hotbeds of social rest.
We discuss malnutrition over steaks
And plan hunger talks during coffee breaks.
Whether Asian floods or African drouth,
We face each issue with an open mouth.
We bring in consultants whose circumlocution
Raises difficulties for every solution
Thus guaranteeing continued good eating
By showing the need for another meeting.
Consultants, it's said, believe it no crime
To borrow your watch to tell you the time.
Their expenses, however, are justified
When one thinks of the jobs they might later provide.
The language of the Development Set
Stretches the English alphabet;
We use swell words like epigenetic,
Micro, macro, and logarithmetic.
It pleasures us to be so esoteric
It's so intellectually atmospheric!
And though establishments may be unmoved,
Our vocabularies are much improved.

When the talk gets deep and you're feeling dumn
You can keep your shame to a minimum:
To show that you, too, are intelligent
Smugly ask, Is it really development?
Or say, That's fine in practice, but don't you see:
It doesn't work out in theory!
A few may find this incomprehensible,
But most will admire you as deep and sensible.
Development Set homes are extremely chic,
Full of carvings, curios, and draped with batik.
Eye-level photographs subtly assure
That your host is at home with the great and the poor.
Enough of these verses--on with the mission!
Our task is as broad as the human condition!
Just pray God the biblical promise is true:
The poor ye shall always have with you.